The good words of our growing children!

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The funny ones“My little toad, soon to be 3 years old, would like to have a second bottle but he didn't say please. I take it up again: “Ugo, and the magic word? And he replied: “Abracadabra! »ugo69“My daughter Nohaila, 4 and a half years old, is starting judo. The day before, I remind him: “You know, tomorrow, I'm taking you to judo. She points out to me that her aunt Naïma also does judo. I'm surprised. “Yes, she makes water juice. You can even drink it! she exclaims. ? And the little one, facetious: "I don't know, it's a Kinder surprise!" »yce22“Cinnamon, 6 years old, meets a lady in front of the post office and says hello. The lady does not answer her and my daughter, very surprised, comments: “Mom, the lady, she must be blind in her ears! »valicat“I ask my son: “What color is the car? He lists his favorite colors: yellow, green, red. I protest: "No, look, it's blue!" And he, quite happy: “Congratulations mum, you found it! »Help 92Moving people“My Clément, 3 and a half years old, has a sweetheart at school named Déborah. One day, on the way home, he confided to me: “You know mum, I have hearts in my eyes for Déborah and she loves me…”camcle“Amandine, my 4-year-old daughter-in-law, contemplate the freckles that adorn my arm. She wants to know if it's pimples. I teach him that these are freckles. And the little one goes into raptures: “They are beautiful, your spots of sweetness! »elina68420“We are in the car. Seated in the back, my son speaks to me: “Mom, look, I'm becoming a dad! At the red light, a little intrigued, I turn around. He then shows me a small mole on his forearm, like those, very numerous, of his dad…help92“My son, 4 years old, in the garden with his father. “I'm in love uh, I'm in love uh! he hums in a loop… Finally, my husband wants to know more: “But who are you in love with? My son looks him straight in the eye and smacks: “Well, from mummy! »help92" Simon says to me: "Mom, I love you very much, to the Moon, to the Sun, to the planet Mars, and even to the planet April."polynetteLes embarrassants“J' take my 4-year-old son to the doctor. He's a fan of Toy Story, Buzz Woody Zigzag, Mr. Potato Head… We're waiting in the waiting room when a stout man with a big mustache and glasses walks in. And my son to exclaim very loudly: "Oh! It's Mr. Potato!"bb4"One of my friends, very plump, is pregnant. My daughter Juliette, 4 years old, is surprised: "Oh, he is fat, your belly! How come?" My girlfriend replies that she has a baby in her belly, like I did before. And Juliette, with a serious look, replies: "But mum, she didn't have the stroller in her buttocks. , we bought it at Auchan."julliaume"I'm getting dressed, and my 5-year-old niece comes into the room. I ask her to come out, which she does without arguing. Later, around the table where my beau -brother receives guests, she confides aloud to her mother: “You know mum, aunt, she has pink panties like you, but, for her, it fits in her buttocks. It's pretty too! »vivie06“My brother-in-law, a bit in a daze, arrives in shorts for breakfast. My niece glances at her then says to her mother, very loudly: "Mom, look at Dad, he's still sleeping but his cock is already awake!" »vivie06“In my bathroom, there is a box with Tampax. Regularly, Alexis asks me why I put suppositories with a string! , she greets him with: "Dad, I have ladybug buttons! " "meleamilan"Lana, 26 months, hugs her father and whispers: "Thank you dad!" She turns to me, m' kiss and, like my man, I have the right to: "Thank you mom". We ask her why. She answers us: "Thank you for life!" "anouchka76" Pierre, 4 years old, tells me that with Cynthia, her girlfriend from kindergarten, they made love. I ask him: "And what is making love? Pierre, after thinking it over, answers me: "It's when you're moved." Me: " So, did you manage to be moved?" Him, a little sad: "No!" I found that too cute... "nine75" My daughter said to her dad: "Dad, you're a god, aren't you? You know do everything!” I am not telling you a father's pride… "virginianneThe most sensible" It starts to rain while we are in the garden with Romain, 2 and a half years old. He runs to the sprinkler pump and says to his father: "I'm going to disconnect the hose, it's wet!"kiwinette" I'm pregnant and, unfortunately, suffer from nausea and vomiting. My daughter asks me: "Didn't you throw up the baby at least?" » "manuellalouloutte" On television, we watch the fireworks from the Eiffel Tower and the concert of our national Johnny. My husband asks our 5-year-old son, Yanis: “Do you know what the singer's name is? » Response from Yanis: « Yeah, dad, it's Optic 2000! » "sabnounou59140" My 3-year-old daughter has an ear infection and is scratching her ear vigorously. I ask her what she has. She replies: “Mom, my ears annoy me, they don't want to put the sound on! "" samyadu78" Andréa downright shamed me one day in the street by asking me: "Say, mom, why dad always comes drunk? » My daughter meant to say the fluff, an expression that we often use… "HumanityThose full of common sense“My little brother wonders why we don't call the ice rink the "patiblanche". Well yes, the ice is white , not black!thelle“I'm 7 months pregnant and a friend's 4-year-old son wants to sit on my lap. a baby in her womb." The child looks at me and in a reproachful tone: "Why did you eat your baby?"alfe"I explain to Emilie, 4, who her godmother is. retorts: "And who is my king? "agnesb"I notice that my son, 2 years old, looks at his little sister, Blanche, 1 month old, with a strange look. "Something wrong, Louis? » He rebels: "You always say White but she's pink, my sister! "houkka" The mother of Louis, almost 5 years old, explains to him how babies are made: "The father and the mother hug each other, then the dad puts the little seed…” Louis has it all laugh. Two days later, he speaks to his parents: “You give each other loads of hugs and yet there aren't many babies at home! "celianeBut where do they get all that?" Pierre, 5, hears the word "parliamentary" on the radio and asks me what it means. While I'm looking for an answer, he finds one that doesn't seem not too far from reality... "I know, mum, it's someone who talks but who lies, so we ask him to be quiet! " "nine75" On leaving nursery school. My little Charlotte is wearing new shoes and box. When I ask her what is happening to her, she assures me that her mistress has put bandages on her because she has a lot of “lamps”! Yep, she meant “light bulbs”…” lajulote" Morgane is watching a program on volcanoes with her father. "Hey, Dad, do you think there's going to be an erection?" "kiwinette" I was cutting my darling's hair with a clipper and my daughter, Zoé, she was watching. She asks me, "Mom, why are you throwing away daddy's crumbs?" "tapioka" My 2-year-old niece is impatiently waiting for her father to come home from work. past the door she throws at him: "You know, dad, there's a man who comes to see mum when you're at work!" “… Indeed, the plumber had come twice during the week! "nael12Zizi, conception of babies… They love it" After attending a show of knights, we take the children to see the horses. “Oh dad, did you see the horse how big his penis is? exclaims Noah. My man nods. And Noé's sister adds: “Like you, dad! » Shame in front of everyone… "cloclo6" My little man, 2 and a half years old, has an urgent desire: « Quick, mum, pee, he hits his underpants! » "Kikou13" I announce to my daughter that her aunt is expecting a baby and that it is hidden in her belly. And she exclaimed: “But who pushed him in? » I burst out laughing, then she continues: « Ah, it's uncle! "PM2006" My son loves big breasts at the moment. I understood why: he wants a little sister! Indeed, he has already told me: "I like big breasts because when a mother has big breasts, that means she has a baby in her belly. And afterwards, it's a little sister! " "Help92" My little boy examines his testicles, counts them, and asks me what it's for. the question and he throws at me: "I know, it's used to make babies but dad, he doesn't have two! "Ah, but why? "Well, he took one to put in your belly for me, and another one to put in your belly for my little brother!” “lou pitchouSuch aplomb, that promises!” My 5-year-old son whimpers: “Mamaaaaaaan, the string on my truck is broken!” I tell him that Superpapa and Supermaman are going repair it. He retorts: "I'm stronger than you!" So when I tell him that he just has to take care of it, he says to me: "No, it's the one who say first q he does it! "Help92" It's been an hour since I put the kids to bed. It's a mess in their room! I get irritated and, at the end of my arguments, blurt out: "Shut up or else I'll call Father Fouettard!" My eldest, 4 and a half years old, pointed out to me: “Pfffff, you don't even have his phone number! » "myrddryn91" Luna, 3 and a half years old, comes home from school. "So darling, what did you do today?" "Oh mom, say, aren't you going to ask me that every time?" » "annedey" In class, the teacher asks a question to a friend of Seven, 3 and a half years old. “In the word ointment, where do you hear the sound O, at the beginning or at the end? The older friend remains silent. Seven is agitated and wants to answer but his mistress whispers to him that he is still too small for that, he cannot know. Seven frowns and says, “I know. The sound O, I hear it in my ear! » "seven91" At the table, one evening. Pierre, 5 years old, explains to us that he needs to change his mind. We ask him why. Him: “My brain is telling me to do stupid things and that's not good! “We struggled to keep our seriousness…” nine75